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Boro are robbed on the South Coast as Portsmouth Climb the Injustice League
Portsmouth were the better team but Harry Redknapp no doubt breathed a cockney sigh of relief when Stewart Downing was fouled in the Portsmouth box and the referee waved play on. Diamond moment for 'Arry. Jermaine Defoe went on to win the game for Pompey who now stand second in the Injustice League.
Elsewhere David Moyes was sent to the stands for quietly complaining about a penalty that should have been given at Stoke. But hey, it all worked out in the end as Everton won 3-2.
Chelsea will be less than happy about John Terry being sent off for rugby tackling Jo on the halfway line. Replays showed that he wasn't the last man and Chelsea will surely appeal the straight red card and consequent suspension that will cause him to miss the upcoming game against Man Utd.
Rejoice! Rejoice! Emmanuel Eboue made Emmanuel Adebayor's hatrick possible by swandiving in the box for Arsenal's third at Blackburn. 
And finally, how about a big hand for the Incredible Hull. Sure, it was only a win at Newcastle, but still the Tigers are now pushing for a place in Europe.
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